Saturday, May 19, 2007

55 Reasons why I love You


1) The way you stand by my side


2) The times you make sure nothing will harm me


3) How you always find a new way to "WoW" me


4) When I'm sad, you take the pain away with a joke


5) How you always look deep into my eyes


6) How you can make my heart melt with your soft lips


7) The way you hold my hand so tight


8) The way you never let my hands go

8) How you always watch out for me


9) They way you make sure I have everything I need


10) How you always know what to say when I get mad at you


11) When you buy me things out of the blue


12) How you say the cutest things over and over and never gets old


13) The way you play with my hair when I'm falling asleep


14) The way you stare at me as if I am the most handsome guy in the world!


15) The times when you where determind for me not to be mad at you anymore


16) The way you look when I get all dressed up


17) The smile you give after I'm done kissing you


18) The way you act like a dork but make me laugh


19) The way your not embarrased to say or do anything in front of me


20) How you can just defend me and not be scared


21) They way you walk when you get sad!\!


22) The look you make when you get jealous


23) When Im feeling the worst, you make me feel the happiest


24) The way you sing to be all cheesy


25) How you can just drive hours to see me for a day


26) How you always finish my sentences


27) How your the only one who thinks im NOT weird


28) How your the only one who gets my joke... and laughs


29) The way we play stupid games, but you play anyways


30) How I can never hate you


31) How you love me like no other


32) The way you touch me as if I might break


33) How you tell me long stories that have no meaning, but you know I'll listen anyway


34) How you listen to me talk for hours


35) How you forgive me when I do wrong


36) How you hardly ever get mad at me


37) The way you look after I say I love you


38) How times it seems like we're the only ones here


39) the way your not embarrased to call me sweet things in front of anyone


40) The way you call me every freakin minute


41) The way you always find a way to see me or talk to me


42) How you put ME before you friends


43) How you would do anything I say


44) The way you get my attention


45) The way I turn you on, without me doing anything


46) How you can just speak your mind

47) How your not afraid to tell me your feelings


48) How you can cry in front of me with out being shy or embarassed


49) How you can diss parties to just stay home with me all night


50) How we talk on the phone all night


51) How we both get along so well


52) The way you spend all your money to buy calling cards for me


53) The way we're so much alike!!


54) How you make me feel when I think I'm nothing


55) the way you inspire me with your thoughts and emotions!!!!

SOME FUNNY TELEGRAMS !!


*TELEGRAM #1*A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as: "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."


*TELEGRAM #2*A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife: "I wish you were here." The message received by wife: "I wishyou were her."



*TELEGRAM #3*A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return to her husband. At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue,she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as: "Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady."



*TELEGRAM #4*A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake. Well he thinks for a while and says: Let's put, "you are not getting older you are getting better". The salesman asks, "How do you want me to put it?" The man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at the top and "You are getting better" at the bottom. The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake: "You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better atthe bottom".



*TELEGRAM #5*A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent's house in Delhi. When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer. He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted. It was written: 'Sethji aaj mar gaye!(Sethji Ajmer gaye)

Why do boys fall in love with girls?


(This was written by a guy)


1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.


2. How cute they look when they sleep.


3. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.


4. How cute they look when they sleep.


5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.


6. How cute they are when they eat.


7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worthwhile.


8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.


9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.


10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.


11. How cute they are when they argue.


12. The way her hand always finds yours.


13. The way they smile.


14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.


15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later....


16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.


17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".


18. Actually, Just the way they kiss you...


19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.


20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.


21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.


22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).


23. The way they say "I miss you".


24. The way you miss them.


25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore.Yet regardless

if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would diewithout them it matters not.


Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world theybecome everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling only felt.