55 Reasons why I love You

1) The way you stand by my side

2) The times you make sure nothing will harm me

3) How you always find a new way to "WoW" me

4) When I'm sad, you take the pain away with a joke

5) How you always look deep into my eyes

6) How you can make my heart melt with your soft lips

7) The way you hold my hand so tight

8) The way you never let my hands go

8) How you always watch out for me

9) They way you make sure I have everything I need

10) How you always know what to say when I get mad at you

11) When you buy me things out of the blue

12) How you say the cutest things over and over and never gets old

13) The way you play with my hair when I'm falling asleep

14) The way you stare at me as if I am the most handsome guy in the world!

15) The times when you where determind for me not to be mad at you anymore

16) The way you look when I get all dressed up

17) The smile you give after I'm done kissing you

18) The way you act like a dork but make me laugh

19) The way your not embarrased to say or do anything in front of me

20) How you can just defend me and not be scared

21) They way you walk when you get sad!\!

22) The look you make when you get jealous

23) When Im feeling the worst, you make me feel the happiest

24) The way you sing to be all cheesy

25) How you can just drive hours to see me for a day

26) How you always finish my sentences

27) How your the only one who thinks im NOT weird

28) How your the only one who gets my joke... and laughs

29) The way we play stupid games, but you play anyways

30) How I can never hate you

31) How you love me like no other

32) The way you touch me as if I might break

33) How you tell me long stories that have no meaning, but you know I'll listen anyway

34) How you listen to me talk for hours

35) How you forgive me when I do wrong

36) How you hardly ever get mad at me

37) The way you look after I say I love you

38) How times it seems like we're the only ones here

39) the way your not embarrased to call me sweet things in front of anyone

40) The way you call me every freakin minute

41) The way you always find a way to see me or talk to me

42) How you put ME before you friends

43) How you would do anything I say

44) The way you get my attention

45) The way I turn you on, without me doing anything

46) How you can just speak your mind

47) How your not afraid to tell me your feelings

48) How you can cry in front of me with out being shy or embarassed

49) How you can diss parties to just stay home with me all night

50) How we talk on the phone all night

51) How we both get along so well

52) The way you spend all your money to buy calling cards for me

53) The way we're so much alike!!

54) How you make me feel when I think I'm nothing

55) the way you inspire me with your thoughts and emotions!!!!

SOME FUNNY TELEGRAMS !!

*TELEGRAM #1*A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as: "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."

*TELEGRAM #2*A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife: "I wish you were here." The message received by wife: "I wishyou were her."

*TELEGRAM #3*A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return to her husband. At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue,she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as: "Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady."

*TELEGRAM #4*A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake. Well he thinks for a while and says: Let's put, "you are not getting older you are getting better". The salesman asks, "How do you want me to put it?" The man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at the top and "You are getting better" at the bottom. The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake: "You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better atthe bottom".

*TELEGRAM #5*A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent's house in Delhi. When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer. He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted. It was written: 'Sethji aaj mar gaye!(Sethji Ajmer gaye)

Why do boys fall in love with girls?

(This was written by a guy)

1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.

2. How cute they look when they sleep.

3. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

4. How cute they look when they sleep.

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worthwhile.

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11. How cute they are when they argue.

12. The way her hand always finds yours.

13. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later....

16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".

18. Actually, Just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).

23. The way they say "I miss you".

24. The way you miss them.

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore.Yet regardless

if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would diewithout them it matters not.

Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world theybecome everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling only felt.

The 12 Signs of Falling In Love

12. You'll read his/her IMS over and over again...

11. You'll walk really really slow while you're with him/her...

10. You'll feel shy whenever you're with him/her...

9. While thinking bout him/her...your heart will beat faster and faster...

8. By listening to his/her voice...you'll smile for no reason.

7. While looking at him/her..you cant see the other people around...you can only see that person...

6. You'll start listening to SLOW songs.

5. He/She becomes all you think about.

4. You'll get high just by their smell...

3. You'll realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think about them..

2. You'll do anything for him/her...

1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time

A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it

A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it.

Often happens in life A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format)

to his classmate.

My Dearest Reshma,

Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options (a)10 marks, (b) 5marks and (c) 3 marks

1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:(a) of love (b) you couldn't control seeing me (c) really ... am I doing it?

2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:(a) you always like to see me smiling (b) you are testing whether I like jokes (c) you are attracted by my smile

3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:(a) you are so coy to sing before me (b) my presence influenced you (c) you feared that whether I'll like your song

4) When you were showing your child photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:(a) you felt ashamed (b) you felt uneasy (c) you don't know

5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because:(a) you enjoyed my disappointment (b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing (c) you don't know

6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...(a) you were waiting for me (b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus (c) that bus was crowded

7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:(a) I am going to be your groom (b) you just want to know what your parents think about me (c) just you felt like introducing me to them

8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:(a) to fulfill my wish (b) you like roses (c) by chance you got a rose

9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at 6:00 AM because:

(a) you want to pray along with me (b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday (c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual

If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it.

If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not. Eagerly awaiting your reply..

love, Aakash

Reshma's reply letter was also in Q/A format...... kash, Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.

1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.

(a) Yes (b) No

2) If a girls laughs and looks anyone, is it love?

(a) Yes (b) No

3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not ?

(a) Yes (b) No

4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo. You poked your nose inside..... right ?

(a) Yes (b) No

5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?

(a) Yes (b) No

6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand?

(a) Yes (b) No

7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?

(a) Yes (b) No

8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it true ?

(a) Yes (b) No

9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know ?

(a) Yes (b) No

If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you. If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love. Hope everything is clear to you.

99 Facts about Guyz(Very True)...

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

3.When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10.Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

11.When guys want to meet your parents. Let them. .......dont think so

12.Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking! but do not generalise

13.Guys cry!!!

14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands......yeh rite - watever.

20.Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.

22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow". ......so true.

23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.

24.Guys hate gays!

25.Guys love their moms.

26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

27.A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

28. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

29. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

30. Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.

31. Guys are very open about themselves.

32. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.

23. No guy is bad when he is courting

34. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

35.Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.

36. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

37.If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.......very true.

38. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

39.A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.

40. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts. ........sumtimes.

41. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.

42.Guys virtually brag about anything.

43. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

44. Guys think too much.

45.Guys' fantasies are unlimited.

46. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!......very true.

47.Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!

48. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.

49. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.

50. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.

51. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.

52. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.

53. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

54. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed P**** with their girlfriends.....sumtimes depends wen they want sumat.

55. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.

56. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.

57. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me"......sumtimes.

58. Guys don't really have final decisions.

59. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

60. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him....very important.

61. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.

62. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.

63. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

64. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

65. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
A guy would waste his time over video games and football, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.

66. Guys love girls who can cook or bake. ....they love u regardless.

67. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!......true but only wen the guys are ready 2be settled down.

68. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

69. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.

70. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.

71. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.

72. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.

73. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.

74. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.

78. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.

79. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.

80. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.

81. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.

82. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.

84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.

85When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.

86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed by you or he's criticizing you.

87.When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.

88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.

89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.

90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!

92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.

93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.

94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.

95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!

97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.

98. Guys hate girls who overreact. ......sumtimes.

99. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your relationships.

Birthday Present

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before."Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."