Sunday, May 20, 2007

Romantic Rhymes .... LOL


My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe "go to hell"


Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's

empty and so is your head.


Of loving beauty you float with grace,

If only you could, hide your face


Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not!


I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

-Damn, I'm good at telling lies!


My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life


I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming


My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?


I thought that I could love no other

Until, that is, I met your brother.


What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime

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