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1) Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c & a=c tell me the example.
Student: I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter.

2) Three fastest means of communication
telephone - television - tell A women

3) Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arrange marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".

4) What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems - subraction of money - multiplication of enemies - division of friends.

5) A married man was asked to perform his SWOT(Strength, Weakness, Opportunity, Threat) Analysis.

He said, my strength is my wife.My weakness is my neighbour's wife.Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out.Threat comes when I myself go out.