Monday, May 21, 2007

Falling in Love


When you are together with that special someone, you pretend to ignore that person. But when that special someone is not around, you might look around to find them. At that moment, you are in love.
Although there is someone else who always makes you laugh, your eyes and attention might go only to that special someone. Then, you are in love.
Although that special someone was supposed to have called you long back, to let you know of their safe arrival, your phone is quiet. You are desperately waiting for the call! At that moment, you are in love.
If you are much more excited for one short e-mail from that special someone than other many long e-mails, you are in love.
When you find yourself as one who cannot erase all the emails or SMS messages in your phone because of one message from that special someone, you are in love.
When you get a couple of free movie tickets, you would not hesitate to think of that special someone. Then, you are in love.

You keep telling yourself, "that special someone is just a friend",but you realize that you can not avoid that person's special attraction. At that moment, you are in love.
While you are reading this mail, if someone appears in your mind, then u are in love with that person...;))

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Make That Girl Your Vitamin Me


Getting a girl of your dreams is much like getting the car of your dream. But unlike a car which you can always bargain for, there is nothing like a 20 percent discount in courting the girl of your dreams, she's so sweet a thing to be discounted, you dearly are in love with her and your feelings for her can only be communicated not by the words of the mouth, but by the words of the heart. Getting the girl actually depends on how big your heart is - faint heart, never won fair lady.


The first step in the heart-winning exercise for any man is to make a good impression. In your doing so, you don't have to talk, dress or do the common things that all the Toms do to get a decent girl's attention. Be unique, that's all you need. Be a man of his own style. Dress decently - indecency can make one be mistaken for arrogance; watch your language - obscene language gives the impression of immaturity, being uncultured and cheap; be a man of good habits - don't drink or smoke like any other loser.


Let her fall in love gradually. Romance is an important part of falling in love. When in College I had a crush on the most beautiful lady in our first year lot. Though all senior guys were out to get that girl, I managed to divert her attention from the other guys. I wrote her three letters without disclosing my identity and slid into her room secretly; all I said was 'Your Secret Admirer.' The first letter contained the meaning of her name, this I got by playing around with the initials of her name to make meaning. The second was a funny message that could only be read backwards and it was all about her physique and her smartness. In the third letter I told the girl to be ready to receive a rose flower from her admirer, but only if she could be kind enough to phone him using a number that I had included in the letter. The girl did phone me that very night, and her first words to me were, "Hallo Secret Admirer." So, the story of our love affair came to be. Later she told me that was so creative of me, no one had approached her in that manner. I made her fall in love with me in the romantic manner.


Befriending and understanding the girl you are out to get is the next important thing. This is what I also did. You have to understand that as a lady, she loves to be loved, adores to be adored and needs to be needed. This will move you closer to the girl and you'll get to know what she's into, what she likes and dislikes, and what her style is. Love is built upon friendship and it always leaves individuals better off having known each other should they break up. My College steady and I were to break some time later but to date; we are the best of buddies. Be sure that bringing out the selflessness friend in you will make her create room for you in her heart.A shoulder to lean on and some good friend that she can always turn to is all that a lady wants. Please don't hesitate to be helpful and supportive. Be that friend who rekindles her zeal of hardworking and restoring hope back into her life when she looses hope. This above all other things will make you her daily vitamin simply because you bring out the best in her in terms of personality and character. In you, she'll have found that friend whom she can open up to, share with and advice each other on the rights and wrongs, the dos and don'ts of life. Don't forget to always be there to celebrate the good times, and to lend an ear when the girl needs you to listen as a friend.


Make the girl feel special because she's someone's friend - your friend, and let her know that she too has touched your life in a unique way like no one else could. Compliment her for her company and for being there when you needed her, when you felt sad and all alone. Show appreciations for the comfort the girl offers you and for making you smile.


In your day-to-day talks, share your dreams, your world, and every aspect of your life with your girl. Always dream with her, build with her, and always cheer her on and encourage her. Tell your girl how you always think about her even when you try not to think about her. Let the girl know that she's your first thing in the morning and the last thing when you go to bed at night.


Her knowing that you were thinking of her when you slipped beneath the softness of your blanket and gave in to the bliss of sweet dreams, will make her go 'my my' and her heart will sing your name all the year round.


You have to be creative and constructive to keep girl's interest in you so full of life. I remember one time I told my girlfriend to be to imagine we are both deaf and dump. We then sat opposite each other on the table and started sharing our feelings for each other using eyes and hand signs. It turned out to be some fun. There was also this time that we were in the library and we decided we are not going to speak to each other verbal, so I wrote a love note on a paper and passed it across the table to her, she replied and on and on we carried on our love on paper conversation till we almost exhausted a whole rim of paper. At sometime, I noticed that some guys sited with us on the table were enjoying our ordeal than their studies. Such are the things that made the girl embrace my world. I remember her suggesting that we play deaf and dump two years after we broke up, can you imagine that?


Never fail to phone her, even when she least expects it. I once called some girl that I was interested in at four o'clock in the morning. When inquiring of what I was doing up so early, I told her I was in thirteenth heaven, where people think of their loved ones when they can't sleep. Wow! First thing early the next morning, she was at my door with a king-sized hug for me. No matter how many dates you take her, don't make any elbow - exceeding moves after any date, just drop her home and with a friendly handshake, wish her good night. Don't kiss her when she expects you to. Your respect as a gentleman will be earned on how patient you are with her when it comes to such matters as kissing her and accessing her inner graces.


The writing is on the wall that you want her, but you can't have her just yet. Increase your demand. Try to show her that men are also hard to get at times. Make her realize that when she feels a little dizzy, a little tired, a little sad, a little sick, a lot bored and very much cold, she's actually missing vitamin you. By this time, she'll be so much into you and since love is truthful and is characterized by open and honest communication, honestly promise her your everlasting devotion, loyalty, respect, and your unconditional love for a lifetime. Prove to her that you'll always be there for her, to listen and to hold her hand, and that you'll always do your best to make her happy, and feel loved.


Remember, patience is the key to her heart; be like that gardener watching a fruit as it hangs on the tree, day after day admiring it, but, exercising tremendous self-discipline, neither feeling the fruit, nor pinching it, nor testing it to see if it is ready. And then, one day he holds out his hand and the fruit simply drops into it, ripe, warm and eager to be eaten.
The patience and self-control that you practice will make you more attractive and charming. This will qualify you as her daily vitamin and win you that heart hers.I wish you to meet the girl of your dreams ASAP, make her fall in love with you, and make her feel the happiest girl in the world!

Romantic Rhymes .... LOL


My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe "go to hell"


Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's

empty and so is your head.


Of loving beauty you float with grace,

If only you could, hide your face


Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not!


I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

-Damn, I'm good at telling lies!


My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life


I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming


My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?


I thought that I could love no other

Until, that is, I met your brother.


What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime

Wanna Laugh..read it


1) Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c & a=c tell me the example.
Student: I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter.


2) Three fastest means of communication
telephone - television - tell A women


3) Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arrange marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".


4) What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems - subraction of money - multiplication of enemies - division of friends.


5) A married man was asked to perform his SWOT(Strength, Weakness, Opportunity, Threat) Analysis.


He said, my strength is my wife.My weakness is my neighbour's wife.Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out.Threat comes when I myself go out.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

55 Reasons why I love You


1) The way you stand by my side


2) The times you make sure nothing will harm me


3) How you always find a new way to "WoW" me


4) When I'm sad, you take the pain away with a joke


5) How you always look deep into my eyes


6) How you can make my heart melt with your soft lips


7) The way you hold my hand so tight


8) The way you never let my hands go

8) How you always watch out for me


9) They way you make sure I have everything I need


10) How you always know what to say when I get mad at you


11) When you buy me things out of the blue


12) How you say the cutest things over and over and never gets old


13) The way you play with my hair when I'm falling asleep


14) The way you stare at me as if I am the most handsome guy in the world!


15) The times when you where determind for me not to be mad at you anymore


16) The way you look when I get all dressed up


17) The smile you give after I'm done kissing you


18) The way you act like a dork but make me laugh


19) The way your not embarrased to say or do anything in front of me


20) How you can just defend me and not be scared


21) They way you walk when you get sad!\!


22) The look you make when you get jealous


23) When Im feeling the worst, you make me feel the happiest


24) The way you sing to be all cheesy


25) How you can just drive hours to see me for a day


26) How you always finish my sentences


27) How your the only one who thinks im NOT weird


28) How your the only one who gets my joke... and laughs


29) The way we play stupid games, but you play anyways


30) How I can never hate you


31) How you love me like no other


32) The way you touch me as if I might break


33) How you tell me long stories that have no meaning, but you know I'll listen anyway


34) How you listen to me talk for hours


35) How you forgive me when I do wrong


36) How you hardly ever get mad at me


37) The way you look after I say I love you


38) How times it seems like we're the only ones here


39) the way your not embarrased to call me sweet things in front of anyone


40) The way you call me every freakin minute


41) The way you always find a way to see me or talk to me


42) How you put ME before you friends


43) How you would do anything I say


44) The way you get my attention


45) The way I turn you on, without me doing anything


46) How you can just speak your mind

47) How your not afraid to tell me your feelings


48) How you can cry in front of me with out being shy or embarassed


49) How you can diss parties to just stay home with me all night


50) How we talk on the phone all night


51) How we both get along so well


52) The way you spend all your money to buy calling cards for me


53) The way we're so much alike!!


54) How you make me feel when I think I'm nothing


55) the way you inspire me with your thoughts and emotions!!!!

SOME FUNNY TELEGRAMS !!


*TELEGRAM #1*A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as: "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."


*TELEGRAM #2*A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife: "I wish you were here." The message received by wife: "I wishyou were her."



*TELEGRAM #3*A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return to her husband. At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue,she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as: "Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady."



*TELEGRAM #4*A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake. Well he thinks for a while and says: Let's put, "you are not getting older you are getting better". The salesman asks, "How do you want me to put it?" The man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at the top and "You are getting better" at the bottom. The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake: "You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better atthe bottom".



*TELEGRAM #5*A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent's house in Delhi. When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer. He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted. It was written: 'Sethji aaj mar gaye!(Sethji Ajmer gaye)

Why do boys fall in love with girls?


(This was written by a guy)


1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.


2. How cute they look when they sleep.


3. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.


4. How cute they look when they sleep.


5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.


6. How cute they are when they eat.


7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worthwhile.


8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.


9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.


10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.


11. How cute they are when they argue.


12. The way her hand always finds yours.


13. The way they smile.


14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.


15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later....


16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.


17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".


18. Actually, Just the way they kiss you...


19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.


20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.


21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.


22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).


23. The way they say "I miss you".


24. The way you miss them.


25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore.Yet regardless

if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would diewithout them it matters not.


Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world theybecome everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling only felt.